RIO HHH FAVORITE SONGS

1.    Traditional Song

Here's to _____, he's true blue.
He's a hasher through and through,
He's a pisspot so they say.
Tried to get to heaven,
But he went the other way.
Drinking down, down, down, down, etc

For Slow Drinkers

Why are we waiting,
Why-y are we waiting,
Oh, why are we wa-ai-ting
Oh why, why, why?
Why are we wait-ing,
Could be fornicating.
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing?
Oh, why-y are we wait-ing,
Oh, why, why, why?
(repeat as needed)

 

2.    Tribute song

Why was he (she) born so beautiful,
Why was he (she) born at all.
He's (she's) no bloody use to anyone,
He's (she's) no bloody use at all.

Drinking down, down, down, down, etc

He (she) might be a joy to his (her) mother,
But he's (she's) a pain in the asshole to me!

 

3.    For a Sinner

He (she) ought to be publicly pissed upon.
He (she) ought to be publicly shot (Bang Bang!)
He (she) ought to be tied to a urinal
And kept there to fester and rot.
 


4.   Birthday Song

Hash-y birthday to you,
Hash-y birthday to youHash-y birthday, Hash-y birthday
Hash-y birthday to you.

Drinking down, down, down, down,


5. “Hashstones”

Melody: "The Flintstone´s Theme"

Hashers, meet the Hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history.
From the hash of Rio
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years.
Watch them, as they down a lot of beers.
Hashers, meet the Hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history.
From the hash of Rio
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Drinkin’ Down down, down down down down,

 

6. Here’s to Brother Hasher

Here's to brother hasher(s),
Brother hasher(s), brother hasher(s),
Here's to brother hasher(s),
May he (they) chug-a-lug.

He's (Their) happy, he's (their) jolly,
He's (Their) fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher(s),
May he (they) chug-a-lug.
Drinking down, down, down, down

 

7.    For a Virgin

4 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
And when the ball was over
There were 4 and 20 less
Singin’ balls to your partner
Arse against the wall
If you’ve never been on a Rio hash
Then you’ve never been hashing at all
Drinking down, down, down, down

 

8.      Zulu Warrior

Ola zooma zooma zooma,
Ola zooma zooma heh

Ola zooma zooma zooma
Ola zomma zoom heh,

Drink it down you Zulu warrior,
Drink it down you Zulu chief,
Drink it down you Zulu warrior,
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief, chief etc!

9.      For the Deserving

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, wank, wank.

 

10. DO, RE, MI, DRINK
(To: The Sound of Music)

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
Far, a long way to get beer,
So, I'll have another beer,
La, I'll have another beer,
Tea, no thanks, I'm drinking beer,
That will bring us back to,
(Look into an empty glass)
Duhoooooh!

 

11.   HASH HYMN

Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' four two carry me home.
I looked over Jordon,
And what did I see-ee,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
A band of An-gels,
Cumin' after me-ee,
Cumin' four two carry me home...

(2nd Verse)
If you get there be-four I doo,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
Tell all my friends I'm cumin' twoo,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
 

 

12. VIRA VIRA SONG

Chegou, a turma da alegria
ON ON, pra turma do funil
De caneca em caneca olha aí...
Esse HASHER já bebeu mais um barril

Vira vira vira
Vira vira vira
Vira vira vira
Vira vira viroooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!

 

13.   WE'VE GOT VIRGINS
Melody  - Frere Jacques

We've got virgins,
We've got virgins,
At our hash,
At our hash,
Gonna get'em drunked up,
Gonna get'em fucked up,
Down the hatch,
Up the ass,

So drink it down, down, down . . .


14.   HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Melody  - Addams Family Theme

Their drinking is compulsive and
Their running is convulsive,
They're morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers.

CHORUS:
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da

Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They're running in the nude in
The Hash House Harriers.

They're always shiggy tracking
From constantly bush-whacking,
Intelligence they're lacking,
The Hash House Harriers.

Da da da da, Down Down, etc . . .


15.    THE HASHER PUKES TONIGHT

Melody - The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Short version (suitable for down-downs):
In the gutter, the slimy gutter, the Hasher pukes tonight.
In the gutter, the slimy gutter, the Hasher pukes tonight.

CHORUS:
Ooo weee ooo ooo weee ooo ooo ooo, drink it down down down!

Ooo weee ooo ooo weee ooo ooo ooo, drink it down down down!

 

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